| 1 | When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. |
| 2 | Am quitting face book to face my books. |
| 3 | हकूमत दूसरों के दम पर तो कोई भी कर ले , जो अपने दम पर छा जाए ………. वो हम है   |
| 4 | I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG |
| 5 | Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know. |
| 6 | We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me |
| 7 | I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won. |
| 8 | साले वो सब भी attitude के दीवाने बने जा रहे है … जिन्हे ये भी नहीं पता की attitude में कितने “t” होते हैं   |
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| 9 | People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst! |
| 10 | Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.” |
| 11 | तेवर न दिखाओ तो लोग आँख दिखाने लग जाते हैं |
| 12 | Trust me I am a liar. |
| 13 | गुस्सा तो मुझे विरासत में मिला है |
| 14 | Your intelligence is my common sense. |
| 15 | Facebook should have “So What” button! |
| 16 | Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice. |
| 17 | Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U.. |
| 18 | Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off… |
| 19 | Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!. |
| 20 | Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!! |
| 21 | Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park. |
| 22 | बस इबादत में कमी है ज़नाब , वरना ख़ुदा तो हर जग़ह मौजूद है। |
| 23 | If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head |
| 24 | Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know. |
| 25 | This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog. |
| 26 | सच्चे किस्से शराब खाने में सुने वो भी हाथ मे जाम लेकर, झूठे किस्से अदालत में सुने वो भी हाथ मे गीता-कुरान लेकर… |
| 27 | Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. |
| 28 | …It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It. |
| 29 | Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine. |
| 30 | You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real. |
| 31 | लोग रिश्ते छोड़ देते है पर बहस नहीं |
| 32 | Say it to my face, not through your status! |
| 33 | कमाल की मोहब्बत थी उसको हमसे यारों,अचानक ही शुरू हुई और बिन बतायें ही ख़त्म  |
| 34 | That moment when there’s a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. |
| 35 | जिनके दिल  पे चोट लगती है ना दोस्तों वो आंखों से नहीं दिल  से रोते है |
| 36 | I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand… |
| 37 | Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. |
| 38 | Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding. |
| 39 | If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you. |
| 40 | I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before. |
| 41 | Treat me the way you expect to be treated. |
| 42 | हम उन लोगों में से नहीं जो गूगल पर स्टेटस खोजते है ….. मेरा स्टेटस लोग गूगल पर खोजते है |
| 43 | बड़ी मंज़िलों के मुसाफ़िर, छोटा दिल नहीं रखते |
| 44 | There’s always a person that you hated for no reason. |
| 45 | Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”. |
| 46 | Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none. |
| 47 | हर चीज़ की कीमत समय आने पर ही होती है,मुफ्त में मिलता हुआ ये ओक्सिजन, अस्पताल में बहुत महंगा बिकता है।। |
| 48 | ज़िन्दगी बदलने के लिए लड़ना पड़ता है और आसान बनाने के लिए समझना पड़ता है.. |
| 49 | हम बस Attitude में रहते हैं फिर सामने कोई भी हो भाव कम देते हैं |
| 50 | I’m cle’a[ni.ng m’y’ ke]yb36oa;rd. |
| 51 | एक सच : आपका सबसे अच्छा दोस्त किसी और जाति से होगा और आपका सबसे बड़ा दुश्मन आपका कोई अपना ही होगा |
| 52 | I may not be the best, I may not loved by any one but I am me. That’s what makes me special. |
| 53 | A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to! |
| 54 | Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid! |
| 55 | I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money. |
| 56 | Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com |
| 57 | फालतू मैं सुनता नही किसी से, चाहे कोई कितना भी खास हो…दब के रहना सीखा नही किसी से, चाहे अगला कितना भी बड़ा बदमाश क्यों ना हो |
| 58 | खुशियों का कोई रास्ता नहीं , खुश रहना ही रास्ता है |
| 59 | Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning. |
| Funny Whatsapp Status |
| 60 | A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!! |
| 61 | Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet.. |
| 62 | Can’t talk, telepathy only! |
| 63 | When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!! |
| 64 | Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation. |
| 65 | पहले लड़कियाँ अपने नाम में Devi लगाती थीं तो उन्हें पति भी देवता मिलते थे…. अब लड़कियाँ Angel लगाती हैं तो उन्हें पति राक्षस ही मिलेंगे। |
| 66 | My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. |
| 67 | My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep screaming, “Low battery, Low battery… |
| 68 | आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो..मगर पास से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की को देखने  के लिये वो टाइम निकाल ही लेता है…इसे बोलते है इंसानियत   |
| 69 | The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. |
| 70 | On the other hand…you have different fingers |
| 71 | If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking |
| 72 | Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive. |
| 73 | People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym. |
| 74 | Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status. |
| 75 | Read books instead of reading my status! |
| 76 | AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U. |
| 77 | I hate men but I’m not lesbian. |
| 78 | Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner. |
| 79 | आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती  |
| 80 | I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. |
| 81 | I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass. |
| 82 | When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy .. |
| 83 | I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! |
| 84 | बिना चॉकलेट दिए जो लड़का लड़कियों के साथ रिलेशन में रह लिया , समझ लो वो बिना petrol के कार भी चला सकता है |
| 85 | In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it. |
| 86 | SI unit of ignorance = “seen” |
| 87 | पढाई करो फेल होने से मत ड़रो ….लाईन मारो सेंड़ल पड़ने से मत ड़रो …. प्रपोज करो चप्पल खाने से मत डरो …. क्योंकि गीता मे लिखा है कर्म करो फल की चिन्ता मत करो |
| 88 | Totally available!! Please disturb me!! |
| 89 | HEY,YOU ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN?? |
| 90 | प्यार तो हम दोनों ने किया था मैंने बहुत किया था और उसने बहुतों से किया था |
| 91 | People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. |
| 92 | Life is Short – Chat Fast! |
| 93 | It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper. |
| 94 | You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it .. |
| 95 | Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo |
| 96 | कुछ लडकियाँ अच्छे भले लड़कों को भाई बोलकर ज़िंदा लाश बना देती है |
| 97 | I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse .. |
| 98 | God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me  |
| 99 | 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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